A podcast about, for, in and near technology. But not about.
July 29th, 2008 — episodes
The Internet was not created so you can do stuff, it was created so you can whine about stuff.
Isn’t this obvious?
I don’t want to call this episode an “airing of dirty laundry,” but it’s possible that’s what it is.
And you stood in line for a 3G iPhone, didn’t you? We aren’t jealous or anything, but you have to ask yourself, what are those bastards at AT&T going to do with that “sample” you had to provide?
July 17th, 2008 — episodes
Holy crap, y’all!
It’s been like, you know, like, um, A YEAR or something since the last episode.
[Ed. Note: Screw you, it's only been a couple weeks.]
What have we been doing, you may ask?
[Ed. Note: Vacation (Deal), pre-trial hearings (Moltz) and plus Hellboy 2 came out and man, did that ever blow chunks.]
We have been doing research!
[Ed. Note: i.e., wasting simply massive amounts of time on YouTube and Wikipedia.]
We gazed into the future and looked at what’s coming in the realm of digital cameras. An exclusive Technology Whiskey Sexy buyer’s guide. Hell, yeah!
[Ed. Note: We disclaim any responsibility for factually incorrect information contained in the podcast. Buyer beware. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 and for the love of all that is holy under the sun, get express written permission from Major League Baseball before you even fire up a browser and start shopping for a digital camera.]
We also untangle the mysterious and dangerous world of Social Media sites and apps.
[Ed. Note: We look fabulous in the de riguer uniform of Web 2.0, khakis and popped collars, don't you think?]
Music for this episode is by United Future Organization, The Planet Plan.
[Ed. Note: Get it?! United Future Organization! And we “gaze into the future” in this episode? Ha, ha! What? You get it, but you think it’s dumb? Really. Fine. I thought it was clever. What? No, I’m not hurt. I’m just disappointed, that’s all. And maybe my feelings are a little hurt. Look, can I just have a moment here? I’ll be in my room if you need me or if you decide to apologize.
July 3rd, 2008 — episodes
A new segment in the Show! Come on! Give it up for us!
Giiiiive iiiiiiit…
We answer pressing technology questions from ACTUAL callers! Totally ACTUAL!
And then in a revelation startling to no one, John has serious psychological issues.
Music for this episode is by The Rave-ups, Positively Lost Me. Two things about this. One, that link is to an Amazon page where you could purchase one of those wacky “New Wave Hits of the 80s!!” CDs. Blech. Two, Molly Ringwald (also wacky in the 80s) loved The Rave-Ups. And one of us may have had a huge crush on Molly back in the day. Though we aren’t saying which.
Molly!
Call me!
June 25th, 2008 — episodes
It’s the new-age inspired episode you’ve all been clamoring for!
What? You weren’t? Well, crap, this is a hell of a time to tell us!
Music for this episode that is not new age: Rush, Anthem. Because there’s only so much of that new age shit you can bear (I can’t believe you didn’t ask for a new age episode – where did we get that?).
Now, if you’ll excuse us, somewhere there’s a server that needs the light touch of a woman. And we’re just the guys to give it that.
June 18th, 2008 — episodes
Turns out that, in addition to loving short shorts, both John and Jon love the French. A stunning defense of the French is given. “More powerful than la Ligne Maginot!” raved Charles de Gualle.
Then, though we are loathe to admit it, sometimes we do make mistakes. Also, John hates you.
Finally, we’ve got the low down on how to reinstall Windows XP in what Charles de Gaulle (he’s our regular reviewer) said was OUR BEST BIT EVER. You won’t want to miss it.
Now… sing it, Pepe!
Music for this episode by Love and Rockets, Ball of Confusion
June 9th, 2008 — episodes
Despite what you may have heard, John and Jon are totally qualified to head up a podcast about technology. In fact they just may even be OVER-qualified.
Apple’s Worldwide Developer Conference starts today. We have the scoop on what is really important in the new iPhone 2.0 software update.
Music on this episode by Tones on Tail: Go! (Club Mix)
June 2nd, 2008 — episodes
In a TWS exclusive, we tell you what Apple’s going to unveil at its Worldwide Developers Conference next week and how it will affect your sex life.
Also, do you know your Linux distributions? Take our quiz! Win big prizes! (Actual prizes not included. Void where prohibited by law.)
May 28th, 2008 — episodes
John interviews Jon, subsequently hires Jon and then begins to regret all the decisions he’s ever made in his life.
(iTunes feed link coming soon)
(Tomorrow)
(Well, as soon as I can post bail money for Moltz.)
Finally, here is the iTunes link.
